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Every morning before Ben leaves for school (usually around 6:30 or 7 AM), he creeps into the bedroom to kiss me goodbye. This is really sweet, but usually I'm sleeping and either have no recollection of the kissing at all, get really dismissive of his affection -- "yeah, yeah, great" -- or a little grumpy -- "OMG, just leave!"

This morning it was particularly dark when Ben came in for his kiss. He overshot my head by a good three inches and ended up kissing the pillow.

Me: "Whatcha doing?"

Ben: "Oh, there it is."

Me: "There what is?"

Ben: "Your pie hole."

[kiss]

Ben: "Bet you'll remember this one."

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I'm the only person in the office so far today.

Just a moment ago I thought "What if I'm not the only person in the office right now? What if I just can't see anyone else?"

And then I got scared.

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There is a bird in our backyard who begins warbling every night around 9pm and doesn't stop until dawn. Our neighbors call him "that bird." It would appear he likes to imitate car alarms in his song.

"Chicks do dig cars," I say.

What could possibly be the cause of his confusion? I am asking you, Livejournal. Please tell me!

I would happily buy this bird some therapy. Baby needs some sleep!

:(

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I don't think I will ever stop being delighted by these pictures. Today at WonderCon:

yip yip yip yip yip yip

two more... )

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Just wanted to do that meme everyone is doing. Ganked from [info]carryboo who ganked it from [info]sarahcoyne.... The "Unfortunately [your name]" meme:

Rules:
1. Do a web search for "Unfortunately [your name]" including the quote marks.
2. Write down your favorite results.

Not exactly my favorites... mine were predominantly about health...

Unfortunately, Marie is unable to do this because she is malfunctioning
Unfortunately, Marie had contracted tuberculosis
Unfortunately, Marie was the first to dance this week, and her fainting spell clearly rattled the other competitors
Unfortunately Marie failed to notice her further sliding health and didn’t make the connection with the health risk that she had been playing with
Unfortunately, Marie has continuing symptoms of hypothyridism
Unfortunately Marie had succumbed to a cold and pulled out mid-race to avoid doing further damage
Unfortunately, Marie turned out to be an evil shrew who made her husband’s life hell during his last years
Unfortunately, Marie’s membranes ruptured as a result
Unfortunately, Marie is starting to have little strokes
Unfortunately Marie has been in a vegetative state for much of my adult life
Unfortunately Marie passed away
Unfortunately, Marie fell and hurt her arm
Unfortunately, marie makes lots of mistakes

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